The many chapters of 4eVeRRiVeR
Thursday, June 30, 2005
Kaoz.. can u imagine a dark guy like me can still kanna sun burnt? Plus I've already put sunblock liaoz ah.. The sun is juz too fierce during yesterday's windsurfing ah.. And it didn't help tat Alvin, KokYang, Charlene and me had linked up our boards together and tok cock while sunbathing at the sea. So I guess I deserve the tendering pain whenever my berms brush across the red/tan interface of my thighs.. Arghh..
And last nite we caught war of e worlds and as e papers promised, we were all happily satisfied with e special effects. It was a good movie, no doubt. The ending was too abrupt thou and definitely could haff been improved. Two words for those who haffn't watch it yet- go watch.
Went for another late night supper at chomp chomp, or rather e RK indian muslim stall beside chomp chomp for prata and roti john. Food is nice, tomkat ali is dilute coffee, Charles' babe is avg, Charles' fetish for gals' armpits is astonishing, Zhi Xiang's happening pubs and ktvs rn't happening, gay jokes r plenty, crap is farniee and supper is nice overall.
On a sadder note- school is juz 4 days away and perio essay is not done and tests r not mugged.
Wednesday, June 29, 2005
And it was good to taste e sea and harness the wind energy once more.. And again, no holidays would be complete without a dose of windsurfing. And since last monday was e beginning of sports camp, I had expected e e campers to come down to east coast sea sports club today for their very first dose of windsurfing.. Indeed they came, they saw and they fell.. Reminding me of wat I was like 2 years ago..
Man.. I'm old..
Sunday, June 19, 2005
Finally developed e 1st film after e HK trip ( coz mine is still e old fashion shutter camera ) and here r some of e much awaited pictures from it.. And each picture u see here have to be painfully scanned and saved into file individually. For those who like e pictures alot or have a crush on e pple in e pictures, feel free to copy and save into ur own files. Alternatively u can give me $1,000 for copyright rights. And as for Kenneth's sexy picture, tat will cost u $10,000. Cheers!
Thursday, June 16, 2005
Went to watch batman begins today with Henry, Ivan, PC and Beng this evening and boy.. its was absolutely marvellously fantastic!! E best batman movie thus far.. It answers how batman got his martial arts skills, how he followed in his dad's footsteps to save gotham city, y he chose a bat instead of a lizard or a cockroach, etc. It was cool, savvy and even gotta some farniee bits.. Like e part when Batman was made front news and Bruce Wayne was on pg 8 with e headlines 'drunken millionaire burns his house down'.. Muhahha.. And e satisfying bit towards e end when Lucius Fox took over the head director job and said, 'didn't u get e memo?' E whole cinema was laffing ah..
And do u also nue tat some of batman's gadgets were enroute via Singapore? Atleast 2 gadgets infact..
And Christian Bale is absolutely e right man for batman with his brooding and deep looks where eyes r e most impt when most of ur face is covered up..
Any batman fans will love it completely..
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
Day 3- Heavy mist at peak caused us to miss e splendid lightings of e city but GF use e binoculars behind to spy on e hanky pankying couples.. Lol..
And so I'm back from Hong Kong! Realised travelling in such a small grp has its pros and cons, n I haff to actively participate in e planning of e itinerary, which was quite fun despite e fact me and GF only turn in at 1 am on e date of departure, leaving us 3 hrs of sleep before washing up at 4 am.
Met up with Diana at e airport and checked in soon after. This was my 3rd flight in my life and after breakfast was served, me and Diana decided to order some alcoholic drinks. As usual, age was asked and confirmed. But e flight attendant was very nice and he gave us e empty bottles as souvenirs and offered to help us take picture.. And by e end of e trip, I've tried e red wine, a bit of Diana's Bailey's Irish cream and e disgusting bloody mary which I emptied in a few gulps. I even gotta an unopened bottle of absolute vodka, since e flight attendant think I'm so yandao. And on e return flight, I tried another 2 drinks- brocardi rum and Jack Daniels. Not bad at all..
After arrival, we checked in at our hotel Concourse, had lunch at Grand Century Place's food court and realised their wan tan is a basically a larger verion of shiu jiao. En did abit of walking ard e mall and e nearby street markets until we hit e chou tou fu shop.. Since Diana n GF said they tried b4 and refused to join me, I was forced to finish e whole piece by myself. It does smell like shit, but taste otherwise like any fried tou fu and if u can tolerate e smell, its nothing actually.
Washed up for a while at our hotel b4 we took e MTR ( HK version of MRT) down to jian sa jui for more shopping ard e major malls. But en again shopping is not my forte and me and Diana didn't buy anything.
We had dinner at a road side stall, something akin to those in zhen qing and ordered specialities like yangzhou fried rice, noodles with oyster sauce ( which is infact only noodles with oyster sauce plus a few stalks of vege ) and seafood soup which is heavenly.. I realised too all e restaurants provide toothpicks, which r useful and fun. Managed to finish walking ard e night markets which were marked on e map, such as e famous temple street and nu ren jie; take pictures; checking out e sleazy corners, massage parlours; take pictures; eating ji dan zai ( which is very popular in HK and Diana ordered e plain one but ate like only 1% ); take more pictures. Managed to see a mahjong gambling centre too where e sounds of mahjong tiles form a backdrop over e din of voices. But being only 23s & 22 and looking half our ages, while wearing berms and sandals, we decided against going inside. Still we opened e doors to take a peek and cigarette smoke immediately leaks out from e smoke infested room.. Wa seh.. Mahjong is indeed a big part of HK culture.
Realised too HK kowloon tung is damn sleazy ah.. Lots of explicit posters and signs, porn magazines and wat haff u.. One of e signs outside a sex shop read ' chen ren jian kang yong ping ' ah.. Damn farniee ah..
Returned to e hotel ard midnight, tok abit and caught a little of er.. channel C.. which is basically chen ren jian kang xi.. Surprised tat Diana has no qualms abt watching it..
E 2nd day we took off towards e metropolis mall, which is supposed to be structured like a giant ship but instead it was like any other building and we were conned totally.. We had coffee and en took a train ride from hung hom KCR rail station towards Lo wu, e checkpt just beside Shen Zhen. And since Diana is from Indonesia and part of JI/ jihad party, she had to apply for a $150 ren ming bi visa, so we were delayed. Troublemaker ah she is.. Lol..
Met up with Wanyi and her folks who brought us to have dim sum lunch at this posh restaurant, abeit w/o aircon and her dad was bargaining e bill down becoz of this.. ~Power.. Tried dishes such as tian xia di yi bao, which is damn well-polished and shiny and taste incredibly gd ah.. And also e lu rou, which is different from tat in Singapore coz it has only 1 layer and tat layer is all fats layer! En Wanyi's dad was saying there's no fats at all and its damn gd to get smooth skin and prevent pimples. Farniee ah.. I ate 3 pieces, GF ate 2, Diana ate 1 and Wanyi ate 1/10th? Gals will be gals..
After lunch we took off again in Wanyi's dad's SUV, which has these dark tinted windows, something like a triad boss' car. And Shen Zhen's traffic is damn farniee too ah.. There r cars which r parked in the opposite directions on e road and Wanyi's dad drove us thru this stretch of 1-way street in e opposite direction, complete with incoming cars. ~Power..
But Shen Zhen is damn damn well-deveoped ah, with posh and high rise buildings everywhere. On e roads, e era of armies of cylists is gone and replaced by posh jaguars, lamborghini, merz, ferrari, bmw etc.. And it seems like e Honkees and Chinamen love yellow sports cars..
E triad boss' car reached into this district selling shui huo and so we walked and shopped ard a little with Wanyi. But again shopping is not my forte, and I found it a little boring.
After which we had a little dessert and en went to wat is e high-light of e entire trip~ washing hair at this saloon. Wanyi's mum explained tat Shen Zhen's human resource is over-whelming and tat competition has drove e services sector to perfection. And she is absoultely right ah.. E washing hair and blow dry is inclusive of e scalp, head, neck, shoulders and hands' massage, complete with face washing and ears-digging. All of this which lasts 45 min and cost $15 ren ming bi!! Which is equivalent to $3 sing dollars and again treated by Wanyi's dad.
They had these beds which r totally flat and en u juz lie on top and relax for e rest of 45 min. Staff of diff genders r assigned to serve e customers n esp for female customers, e guys r seriously not bad-looking.
So first they massage ur scalp and en start shampooing using their fingers ( supposedly fingernails r infectious coz they contain alot of dirt and bacteria). This will take abt 15min and en they will wash and massage ur scalp for another 5 min. Face is next but e gals declined e service. They en used e cotton buds n twirl round n round in ur ear holes to wat seems like eternity. After which they began massaging e head, neck and shoulders, while actually reach under ur shirt/ blouse for both guys and gals alike..
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Felt a little farniee..
And en they massage down ur waist and ur hands complete with pulling of e fingers.
Diana, GF and me took e 3 beds in one chamber while Wanyi, her bro and her mum took e other. We took pictures ofcoz and en were toking to each other in english, which they dun understand. And during e massage, GF actually fell asleep...
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And when GF was not sleeping, he was complaining to me in english tat its very ticklish.. My massager was en asking me y we were laffing abt and communicate in guo yu instead.. Wa.. I feel damn proud to be a chinese man..
Anyway after e blow job~ of drying hair, Wanyi's dad brought us to a teo chew restaruant across e street where we had their local delicacies such as shark meat, to fu with vinegar, scallops in shells, local congree, etc..
Kudos to Wanyi and her family for e invitation and letting us have such an interesting experience and trying e local delicacies.
Thanx!
And so end e 2nd day.
E 3rd day we took MTR and bus to Hai Yang Gong Yuan; Me and GF tried all e amusement park rides while Diana said she tried b4 and refuse to take some of em.. ... Hai Yang Gong Yuan was abit disappointing thou~ guess I had too high expectations of it.. E rides r not as thrilling as I had thought and we missed a number of animal shows and feeding schedules becoz of a heavy rain from 2.45pm to 3.45pm. Even e most happening animal show, ocean theatre show featuring dolphins and sea lions is delayed and is heavily cut short so much so tat Sentosa's pink dolphin show trashes it completely. But atleast we finished walking ard e park and visited all its interesting places.
Went to e peak- e highest pt on a mountain top, after dinner but e view of e fantastic scenary of e city lights was spoilt becoz of a heavy mist which could result of e earlier rain. Still, e air was good, e atmoshpere is cooling and couples were hanky pankying. It was a bit scary too due to e thick mist and e presence of e few people and dim lightings. In e end we went for a long walk around e mountain b4 we took e tram down b to e city.
We went to a pub to chill out for a while n en took a cab back to e hotel and tok crap till 5.30am and awaits e dawning of e last day.
Like any other last day of an holiday, e last day was e slackest.. We finally have had our hongkong dessert and en went to shop for goodies to bring back home. And it was here when I finally bought something for myself, a naruto poster costing $26 hong kong dollars, beating Diana who still haffn't bought anything for herself.. lol..
And so its time to wrap up this entry and join my friends for dota!!
Friday, June 10, 2005
And so e last day of this term ended and 3 wks of fun lie ahead.. Forthmost it would be e 4 day 3 nite HK trip! Plus gg to Shen Zhen to meet up with Wanyi and her folks on e 2nd day.. So nice of her dad to invite us ah.. And who can resist a treat of dim sum buffet lunch and a guided tour ard e city? Kudos again to Wanyi's dad..
Would be going to hai yang gong yuan too.. And being e first time to HK, betcha it would be downright interesting.. And first time gg in such a small grp, with only GF and Diana- which meant Diana is downright lucky to be in e company of 2 yandaos..
All in all, I'll juz go there and relax myself- definitely deserve this hols after surviving thru 9 wks of clinics! E flight departs early in e wee hours of 6.15am 2morrow so I'll be dawning over at GF's place 2night.. Anywae, think I'll start to pack now.. =)
~Relax..!
Wednesday, June 01, 2005
Did our first scrubbing and gowning up 2day, where infection control is of utmost importance in surgical procedures. And en DS started whipping out his camera phone, TT with a digital camera and I followed suit with my 6230 camera phone.
Say cheese!!
And Dr Ong juz watched us with a smile on his face.. As if he was already expecting it..
